Rite of Passage, Ma Non Troppo

I knew it would happen someday, but I certainly didn't expect it so soon. I've used my first senior discount. This weekend, Nettl and I and our girls are going to see Mozart's Le Nozze di Figaro at OU in OKC. I'm over 55, so I qualify for the senior discount, and with money being what it is these days, I can't see not using it. But damn! How can I be a senior when I'm only 30? When did this happen? Oh well, at least I'm not using it for some crap at IHOP.