Another New Year's Eve

Should old acquaintance be forgot?
Not when you’re drunk as hell.
You just may need that car ride home,
When you’re not feeling well.
Should old acquaintance turn to need,
Your car you have to sell,
A DUI is not much fun,
‘Tis more safe to go to hell!

Copyright © 2002 SK Waller


If I Were a Book

“Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word “paradox” for millions of people.”

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