Rise and be Dull

Man, I overslept! Of course, I didn't get to sleep until six a.m. and even then it took a Benadryl and half a Xanax. Although I'm a night owl, I really don't like sleeping in. My deepest wish is to get as little sleep as is reasonably possible, because sleeping takes too much damned time out of a person's life.

I know, I know. I hear what you're thinking...

When I woke up and looked at the clock I went right into a huge panic, as if I were late for something. Why do I do that? What's scary is that Micah was already up and the coffee was made. I don't think I've ever slept later than him. Now I have to figure out where the heck my wallet is, but not before I chase the brain bunnies away with this coffee.