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4.21.2008

How Come?

So Nettl bought me some Oscar Mayer Lunchables for work. Because I don't drive to work and there's nowhere to eat out here (except El Tapatio), I've been bringing "snacky" things for lunch.

These things are great because I don't have to stand in the kitchen early in the morning slicing stuff with sharp "implements of destruction" when I'm bleary-eyed and half-asleep.

But I have one question. Why did they give an extra slice of turkey? Shouldn't there be the same number of cheese, turkey and crackers?

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  1. Or else it mean they shorted me one cracker and one slice of cheese. Kind of a variation on the glass being half-full or half-empty.

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  2. Lunchables? Great god almighty, Steph. There's gotta be something better. Bag of peanuts, bowl of ramen, fucking pocket lint. Lunchables are to a real nutritious lunch what plastic fruit is to a real nutritious lunch.

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  3. Or else they've outsourced the packing jobs and this is a way for the company to save some bucks.

    Try packing some of that tuna in the foil pouch and some crackers - that's gotta be better than Lunchables.

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  4. In a world where hot dogs are packed in tens and hot dog buns in eights, what else could we expect?

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  5. Joe: You'll be pleased to know that today I brought real crackers, Swiss cheese and Ham. I even brought some apple juice, too.
    :P

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