Seven Things To Do Before I Die:
- Compose another opera.
- Live in Vienna for a year.
- Be an invited visitor to Alton Brown’s set to watch a taping.
- Say, “This is the last time I’ll ever have to do the laundry” and know it’s true.
- Teach the kids to put the seat AND lid down.
- Make the perfect cappuccino. (Variation of Geor3ge’s response.)
- Conduct one of my own pieces.
- Drink mixed drinks. Ooh, my ulcer!
- Stop the clowns.
- Walk past the powder room without putting the lid AND the seat down.
- Do a cartwheel. Never could.
- Be happy without friends.
- Figure out how the hell I’ve managed to live in Oklahoma for five years. (Variation of Geor3ge’s response.)
- Make Geor3ge and Noelle move back to Oklahoma.
- Meeting people.
- Unbridled Narcissism.
- Piddling around with web design.
- Slim chance that I’ll be asked to speak at the Okie Blogger Round-Up some year.
- Keeping in touch with friends who live far away.
- Keeps me from doing the laundry.
- Hoping I’ll one day become a Higher Being in the TTLB Ecosystem.
- “Fart-knockin-piece-a-dad!”
- “I care, don’t I.”
- “I love you, Wanze.”
- “This isn’t a hotel and I’m not a maid.”
- “When we move to Vienna…”
- “Damned phone.”
- “Man, that was a good one!”
- A Literate Passion: Letters of Anais Nin & Henry Miller - Gunther Stuhlman.
- Under Milkwood - Dylan Thomas.
- Mozart: A Cultural Biography - Robert Gutman.
- The Elegant Universe - Brian Greene.
- Great Expectations - Charles Dickens.
- Gödel, Escher, Bach - Douglas Hofstadter.
- Conversations With Henry Miller - Frank Kersnovski & Alice Hughes.
- Office Space (left this in from A College Gin Run).
- What Dreams May Come.
- Affair of the Necklace.
- I, Claudius (yes, I know it’s a series. So bite me.).
- Animal House.
- Monsoon Wedding.
- Barry Lyndon.