Avast, Me Maties!

Sure'n today's National Talk Like A Pirate Day, so I kindly invite ye scallawags ta take part in the revelry in any manner ye see fit.

If the famous Captain Morgan hadn't whittled me gut so early in me life I'd tip a few with ye. Instead, I request that ye pass me that flagon of ale.



  1. I had heard once that Argh was an acronym, actually "Arg" which mean Avast Royal Guard.

    I don't believe it. I think its just Pirates talking some fucked up shit.

  2. "Psst! Avast there! It be too late to alter course, mateys, and there be plundering pirates lurking in every cove, waitin' to board. Sit closer together and keep yer ruddy hands inboard! That be the best way to repel boarders. And mark well me words, mateys, Dead men tell no tales! Heh heh heh..."

    (what! I'm a Disneylander,I had too)

  3. Don't cha be a pissin' round with me, mateys. I'm a soprano!

  4. Bite me arse.
    Does that count :-p

  5. i officially poo-poo any aforementioned pirate talk.

    my dopey friends have been calling me all day talking like bluebeard and its driving me batty

  6. Ye just need a wee dram 'o rum, Matey, to help ye get onboard!


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