Just When You Thought it Was Safe

Just when you thought it was safe to watch late night TV again, Vince, the headpieced Sham-Wow dude returns with the Slap-Chop...

“You’re going to be in a great mood all day because you’re going to be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop.”

Anyone who's spent a good amount of time in England will get that double entendre. (Don't ever tell a biker that you'd like to ride his chopper. Just sayin'.) But the best/worst line has got to be, “You’re going to love my nuts.”

I fear this is what Steve ("Dude, you're gettin' a Dell!") would have turned into, had he not run into that little spot of trouble.

By the way Vinny, good toss.