Ladies & Gentlemen, the Toilet Snorkel

U.S. Patent Issued In 1982.
Some of you may be thinking, "Wow! What a bong!" Certain others may be wondering if this is a bubble-blower, a clog-releaser, or an inflatable toilet. Well, you're all wrong. This is the Breathe Easy Toilet Snorkel, invented to provide fresh air during a high-rise fire...

"In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet so you can breathe sewer air instead of smoke. Here's our question... couldn't he have just as easily invented the Faucet Snorkel instead?"

I suppose just leaving a bathroom that's filled with smoke is too easy for some people.


  1. Hey! Thanks for the mention! I really think this thing is crazy, don't you? I mean, would you really want to stick your mouth on that? Yuk!

  2. Hmmm, I guess you could make a bong out of it... But only for the good shit.

  3. Thanks for the mention today, related to your toilet snorkle have you seen the jail phone (cell phone?)

  4. GL60: Haven't seen that. Thanks for the visit!

  5. Translator: I couldn't believe when I saw it on your blog. Hey, thanks for stopping by!


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