~ Never in my life: have I set out to hurt someone, including someone who's hurt me.
~ When I was five: I wanted to be Peter Pan.
~ High school was: better than I thought it was at the time.
~ I will never forget: that day in the late 70s when I was mistaken for Laraine Newman and was given the bridal dressing room at J. Magnin. No matter how much I insisted I wasn't her, the salesgirl wouldn't believe me.
~ Once I met: Paul McCartney. Twice, actually.
~ There’s this girl I know: who has convinced me that fans can be very dangerous.
~ Once at a bar: I found a $20 bill on the floor under my table. I kept it, of course. Whoever had dropped it was long gone.
~ By noon, I’m usually: writing, or working for a client.
~ Last night: I couldn't go to sleep because that stupid "Irish Drinking Songs" theme from Who's Line Is It Anyway? was stuck in my head. ("Dy-di dy-di dy-di dy-di, Dy-di dy-di dy!")
~ If I only had: the energy I had 20 years ago, there'd be no stopping me.
~ Next time I go to church: it'll probably be to hear the Stillwater Chamber Singers' Christmas concert.
~ What worries me most: is what will happen to my kids when I'm gone.
~ What I miss most about the 1980s is: nearly every facet of my life then.
~ If I were a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Puck, from A Midsummer Night's Dream.
~ A better name for me would be: Nettl's nickname for me, "Goof".
~ I have a hard time understanding: String Theory, for one.
~ If I ever go back to school: it won't be for grades, but simply to learn things like architecture, philosophy and astronomy.
~ You know I like you if: I hug first.
~ Take my advice, never: eat Flaming Hot Cheetos while drinking box wine.
~ My ideal breakfast is: coffee, kitchen sink eggs and lots of bacon.
~ If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: visit the wineries.
~ Why won’t people: just pipe down, have a beer, and relax?
~ The world could do without: isms.
~ My favorite blonds are: Nettl, Marilyn Monroe and Barbara Eden.
~ If I do anything well, it’s: letting people be who they are.
~ And by the way: I like memes like this one.