A Matter of Proportion

I don’t make posts about the silly titles spam mail is given because, 1) it’s so over-done, and, 2) mine aren’t usually that funny. A little off, perhaps, but not as funny as, say, L’il Red’s famous Man stretching testicles. But today I got a good one:

“If you want your dick to be bigger than you”

Come on, guy. For one thing, there is such a thing as being too big, you know. And for another, can you really promise that kind of result? Besides, what practical use would that be? You couldn't even carry it outside to show it off, and no one would come visit you because you'd be an effin' freak! 

Sheesh. I need some coffee.