THE GOOD: Bob sings Mozart’s part in a performance of “Please Don’t Play Your Violin at Night.” (To the tune of Eine kleine Nachtmusik):
Please don’t play your violin at night.
Wolfgang go to bed, turn out the light!
But I must play my violin,
At night my violin;
Must be beneath my chin.
I love the music of the night
I won’t turn out the light.
Oh, I love music in the night.
But the music so late at night
Makes it quite hard to go to asleep, asleep.
But the music that I play at night is light.
Maybe you should try counting sheep!
Try counting sheep, it will help you sleep!
Sheep will never help me sleep!
You should try counting sheep!
No, sheep won’t help me sleep!
Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep.
Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep!
Sheep won’t help me sleep!
Won’t help me sleep!
THE BAD: Privacy
AND THE UGLY: Help me!!!