Yeah, I'm the one. I'm the old fart who called the police at 1:45 in the morning. I'm the one who was patient with your front yard wooting and yelling on Wednesday from midnight to 3:30. I'm the one who heard the drunk girls screaming like yours was a Girls Gone Wild party. I'm the one who heard that f***ing motorbike zoom past our bedroom windows a dozen times, the girl on the back squealing every time it passed your house. I'm the one who heard your friend with Button Mushroom Syndrome pounding on the pickup truck hood with his fist while the rest of you oohed and aahed at his masculinity. I'm the one who was patient because I thought that, being the first month of school, this was your first party. But last night I was the one who quickly figured out that you think this is a student housing neighborhood and that you will have your drunken, obnoxious friends and their drunken, obnoxious hoochie-mama girlfriends over every night if someone doesn't lay down the law.So I did. I'm the one who called the police. And I'm the one who will call the police every night that you use your front yard as a party playground, until you get it.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Hell yeah! Glad you put your foot down on these asshats. I've been starting to have flashbacks of life at those apartments in Wichita lately, the stress of worrying about my vehicle alone is already back where it was then.
I mean it. We'll see what they do tonight. If they do it again, I'm calling the police. Then I'll call Bryce and tell him that I've called the cops twice.
We pay too much rent to live with this crap.
RE: your car. I'm pretty sure it's safe. They stay in their yard. If you want, we can pull the Ford into the drive and you can park in front.
Hell yeah! I'd call the cops if they fart the wrong way. Put that shit to an end NOW. I really enjoy living in this college town for the most part, but the shear inconsideration of the vast majority of students just pisses me off.
Remember the good old days when going to college was to further your education? I mean, there have always been the Animal Houses. But now, there are more of those people than those who attend for an education. And hey, why not? Mom and Dad will fork up your lifestyle for another 4 to 6 years, all you have to do is skate by.
Tonight, they were quite conspicuous by their absolute silence.
Meanie.
I am surprised these students have that much free time and energy. Aren't they supposed to study?
They're supposed to, but I can't see how they're even getting up to go to class.
Maybe they'll flunk out and move back home with their parents!
Asshole neighbors are the worst. I've seen them all: loud, drunken neighbors, neighbors whose dogs had never been to the vet and gave our new puppy nearly-killed-him parvovirus, neighbors whose cat killed our rabbit, neighbors who won't dump their stagnant water from wheelbarrows during mosquitoey summers.
Neighbors. I sympathize.
LOL! Damn right!
They're supposed to, but I can't see how they're even getting up to go to class.
Maybe they'll flunk out and move back home with their parents!
Asshole neighbors are the worst. I've seen them all: loud, drunken neighbors, neighbors whose dogs had never been to the vet and gave our new puppy nearly-killed-him parvovirus, neighbors whose cat killed our rabbit, neighbors who won't dump their stagnant water from wheelbarrows during mosquitoey summers.
Neighbors. I sympathize.
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