(To the tune of "Happy Christmas, War is Over" by John Lennon)
And so it's your birthday,
And what have I done?
I made you some wontons,
I plan to have fun...
And so it's your birthday,
I'll be over soon;
You were so clever
To have it in June.
(It's your birthday, though you don't want it;
Now you're 40, Wow!)
And so it's your birthday,
And I'm kind of miffed;
Cuz I have no money
To buy you a gift.
And so Happy Birthday,
Long may you run;
I hope you like wontons,
Let's have some fun!
