Following Ville’s lead (although it was my idea in the first place and I want to have some fun), I have decided to list 5 Things That Make Me Be Weird:
- Hair anywhere in the bathroom, but especially in the shower drain.
- Accidentally stepping on a snail, even with shoes on.
- Okra.
- Turning across a station showing a woman giving birth. Do we really need to see that? Is nothing private anymore?
- When you get a book from the library and there’s something sticky on one page that might be a booger.
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1. Hearing or seeing anyone do anything even remotely akin to barfing, either in real life or in tv or movies. Even seeing someone brush their teeth is enough to set me off.
ReplyDelete2. Jim does this thing with bending his knuckles that weirds me out. Hard to explain.
3. Hairballs from the cats.
4. This cartoon guy on television locally that they’re using to promote the state lottery. I have to mute the tv whenever he comes on.
5. Slimy vegetables, like okra and cooked spinach or fresh veggies that got left in the plastic bag too long and have turned slimy.
1. Those horrible MySpace adds that appeal to the 14-year-old boy types with the cartoon guys shaving some fat guy’s hairy back.
ReplyDelete2. Tongue piercings
3. Fat chicks with flab hanging out of their hip-hugger jeans.
4. Puke
5. Stepping fresh in dog shit
1. crumbs and the like around my mouse.
ReplyDelete2. cockroaches.
3. seeing or hearing someone puke, esp if I don’t feel well.
4. eating with someone who has food on their face.
5. anything floating in the dressing at the salad bar.
1. Hand schmutz: that dark gray grunge that is on some people’s doors, keyboards, steering wheels or stick shifts.
ReplyDelete2. Chocolate fountains, because they are recirculating at a warm, but not hot, temperature that is just right for the production of bacteria. Besides, people stick their fingers in them. Then again, I’m not really into buffets or salad bars.
3. Babies in pools. I call them tea bags because of the repetitive dunking motion in which parents gleefully engage.
4. People blowing their noses at the dinner table.
5. Fleas, roaches and other vermin.
1. Hearing or seeing anyone do anything even remotely akin to barfing, either in real life or in tv or movies. Even seeing someone brush their teeth is enough to set me off.
ReplyDelete2. Jim does this thing with bending his knuckles that weirds me out. Hard to explain.
3. Hairballs from the cats.
4. This cartoon guy on television locally that they’re using to promote the state lottery. I have to mute the tv whenever he comes on.
5. Slimy vegetables, like okra and cooked spinach or fresh veggies that got left in the plastic bag too long and have turned slimy.