Dreams Do Come True

Well, kind of. Way back when girls were screaming at the Beatles, keeping me from really hearing the music, I used to say, "I don't want to marry a Beatle, I want to be a Beatle." Now, thanks to FaceInHole.com, that dream has come true. It is now John, Paul, George, and Bergo.

And yes, I do play drums, thank you veddy mooch. I come from three generations of drummers.