Wednesday, July 22, 2009

This Old Spouse: Thoughts That Arise During a Move

1. Was it really easier to hammer that cup hook flat than to screw it out of the window's crown molding?

2. Although popular in the late 1980s and early 90s, that forest green on all of the old woodwork was a bad idea.

3. Plastic and brass modern chandeliers are never, and have never been in good taste.

4. Drilling a cable hole in the wall and adding two wall plates is a whole lot easier than leading, draping and stapling cable along walls, under doors, and over closet door sills.

5. Barf pink is not the new peach.

6. It takes all of five seconds to put a switch plate on straight.

7. Dude, we found those (unused) condoms hidden in the Marlboro box.

8. Baroque music makes painting go a lot faster, and ELO and Queen make it more fun.

9. There's nothing like a cherry limeade from Sonic in the middle of the day. You don't have to get out of your car and gross out the people at Perkins.

10. There's a sort of pride one gets walking through Lowe's wearing paint-covered, holey Levis and a paint-spattered Hawaiian shirt with a screw driver in the front pocket and a tape measure clipped onto your waistband.

11. Drinking that one beer while taking a rest on the front porch is the best feeling in the world.

12. Saying one is going to paint and getting one's ass up to go do it are two different things. I think I'll stall a bit longer; I wouldn't want to miss seeing Nettl when she comes home for lunch.

7 comments:

Lynette said...

Nettl's going to be late for lunch. (Everyone is in a meeting and I can't leave until it's over.)

Lynette said...

I can go with you this evening and help if you want to wait until then. :)

Steph said...

No, you need to rest.

I'll get the key when you come home.

Slyde said...

condoms in a box of malboro?

Fyrebaugh said...

Yea, Slyde, that was what I was going to say..

Steph said...

Teenaged boys... Arg!

Merisi said...

Re #4:
Rules are different for apartment buildings dating to the very early 1900s.

There are moments when I miss cardboard walls. *giggles*