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9.15.2005

My Top 5 Worst Habits

  1. Toilet lids: I hate when people leave the toilet lids up. I mean, I don’t like when the whole seat is up, so why shouldn’t the lid being up bother me? Who wants to walk by and look down into a receptacle that holds bodily waste?

  2. Redecorating: “That candle doesn’t look at its best there. Let’s try putting it here…”

  3. Fingernails: Bite, grow, bite, grow. I bite them from nervousness and grow them from guilt feelings for having bitten them.

  4. Body noises: And I’m proud of them.

  5. Morning crossword: Gotta have it or my whole day is thrown off.

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