My Top 5 Worst Habits

1. Toilet lids: I hate when people leave the toilet lids up. I mean, I don’t like when the whole seat is up, so why shouldn’t the lid being up bother me? Who wants to walk by and look down into a receptacle that holds bodily waste?
   
   
2. Redecorating: “That candle doesn’t look at its best there. Let’s try putting it here…”
   
   
3. Fingernails: Bite, grow, bite, grow. I bite them from nervousness and grow them from guilt feelings for having bitten them.
   
   
4. Body noises: And I’m proud of them.
   
   
5. Morning crossword: Gotta have it or my whole day is thrown off.